Let's Have A Thread About non-league Cheaterfurlough

[Parkinsons Perm]

Any of you lot on here attacking Accrington scarfers then?

Doubt it, you have to be able to read and write to come on here and I'd imagine those morons metal capacity doesn't run that far.
Every club has the allcock and no balls brigade and I'd imagine yours will be out in force on the 14th when we've hammered another nail into your Vanaramarama coffin

That was the second funniest thing when we beat them 1-0 on our return from the Abyss.

The first one was letting Andrew score, then afterwards when their morons broke the police line then didn't know what to do, so they stood there till the police rounded them up again, priceless

[joey bananas]

They never know what to do in all fairness

[Mansf1eld]

One of my favourite moments was when they came to town one day when they didn't have a game a few years ago. Got slapped all over the market place and then sprinted up past Yates's quicker than the Jamaican relay team

[chambta]

Do any of you lot fancy meeting up for a bit of a scrap before our game?

With me being a farmer I'm dead strong so it'll probably need three or four of you at a time to make it fair.

If we do it in the farmyard, it'll be none of the police's business. I'll even have you dropped off at the game after.

Let me know.

[Vicar Jeremiah]

Do any of you lot fancy meeting up for a bit of a scrap before our game?

With me being a farmer I'm dead strong so it'll probably need three or four of you at a time to make it fair.

If we do it in the farmyard, it'll be none of the police's business. I'll even have you dropped off at the game after.

Let me know.

You are always doing it in the farmyard, that's the problem

[tmwilson]

Do any of you lot fancy meeting up for a bit of a scrap before our game?

With me being a farmer I'm dead strong so it'll probably need three or four of you at a time to make it fair.

If we do it in the farmyard, it'll be none of the police's business. I'll even have you dropped off at the game after.

Let me know.

Be difficult to arrange a punch up on farmville .

[Stags 2002]

Do any of you lot fancy meeting up for a bit of a scrap before our game?

With me being a farmer I'm dead strong so it'll probably need three or four of you at a time to make it fair.

If we do it in the farmyard, it'll be none of the police's business. I'll even have you dropped off at the game after.

Let me know.

Be difficult to arrange a punch up on farmville .

I thought it was the traditional spireite welcome thats got lost in translation.

He's actually offering to buy everyone a friendly pint before the game given he's been on here for a while now.

Very generous of you Chambta.

[HU7stag]

Do any of you lot fancy meeting up for a bit of a scrap before our game?

With me being a farmer I'm dead strong so it'll probably need three or four of you at a time to make it fair.

If we do it in the farmyard, it'll be none of the police's business. I'll even have you dropped off at the game after.

Let me know.

Are you bringing along your sister and uncle, aka mum and dad? I'm sure there's plenty of room on your horse and cart.

[joey bananas]

One of my favourite moments was when they came to town one day when they didn't have a game a few years ago. Got slapped all over the market place and then sprinted up past Yates's quicker than the Jamaican relay team

Teamed up with Lincoln if memory serves me right .

[EdwinstoweStag]

Yep. The brain-dead from both sets of fans think that aggro makes them look like men, instead of the silly juveniles they are.

[SINA STAG]

With the Sheep molesters game off today their going to be struggling to get the game played the only Tuesday free is the 24th April however Newport play that night so it looks like rearranging an other game to get the game played .... let's hope Grimsby n Barnet start winning to put more pressure on the pen

[JimmyMac]

Can’t relegate them now when we play them!!

[arsene wengers coat]

Think Grimsby will definately go down now.

[chambta]

Think Grimsby will definately go down now.

All depends on next weekend primarily.

Grimsby Town v Chesterfield on Saturday.

[EdwinstoweStag]

Judging by recent matches, Chesterfield are a better team than Grimsby.

[chambta]

Judging by recent matches, Chesterfield are a better team than Grimsby.

We are, despite a dogged determination to show it infrequently.

Is it 20 games without a win for them? Our form isn't great but that's some slide that takes serious arresting.

Grimsby's fanbase are resigned to relegation it seems, based on what I read online anyway. They're the lame bird that we have to humanely kill.

Do that and we stay up. Wish us luck.

[Spiritater]

Let's hope the Cods turn it around on Sat eh. Massive game for both

[SINA STAG]

Judging by recent matches, Chesterfield are a better team than Grimsby.

We are, despite a dogged determination to show it infrequently.

Is it 20 games without a win for them? Our form isn't great but that's some slide that takes serious arresting.

Grimsby's fanbase are resigned to relegation it seems, based on what I read online anyway. They're the lame bird that we have to humanely kill.

Do that and we stay up. Wish us luck.

Or fish to batter as they say.....

[STAGS FOR LIFE]

Sheep at it again
Take a butchers at this

Geep Geep

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/g ... spartanntp

[bellwhiff]

:lol:
Sheep at it again
Take a butchers at this

Geep Geep

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/g ... spartanntp

Truly fascinating

[whipster221073]

Update on their accounts, Twitter link now working thanks to Gazza
Headlines of their relegation season,
Lost £8k per week
Borrowed £700k from Dave Allen
Income down £1m
Gate Receipts down 18%
Wage bill down 5%
£80k paid to agents
Owe £9.1m, mainly to Dave Allen
Club undecided on next way to fiddle money (ok, this bit may be false)

If they lost this much last year, when their gates averaged £5,900, how much have they lost this season when they average 700 fewer and have less income.
They must be £11-12m in debt now.

[one f in mansfield]

Grimsby away today for them . Winner stays up and loser is surely relegated . A draw suits the sheep better than cods .

[Parkinsons Perm]

Grimsby away today for them . Winner stays up and loser is surely relegated . A draw suits the sheep better than cods .

Can't see owt but a sheep win, sooo hope I'm wrong

[gazza1988]

Grimsby away today for them . Winner stays up and loser is surely relegated . A draw suits the sheep better than cods .

Can't see owt but a sheep win, sooo hope I'm wrong

Me too.

However I don't think anybody foresaw Yeovil stuffing Coventry 6-2 either.

[ParisStag]

Really hope Grimsby do the job today but can't see it.