Football Frankenstein

[Gruff]

I saw this on Twitter, and wondered what your thoughts were on creating the ultimate Mansfield player from those you have seen in a Stags shirt (past/present).

Left Foot: Wayne Corden
Right Foot: Liam Lawrence
Finishing: Ray Clarke
Footballing Brain: Gordon Hodgson
Vision: Jacob Mellis
Strength: Terry Eccles
Speed: CJ Hamilton
Passing: Gordon Hodgson
Dribbling: Duncan McKenzie
Heading: Ray Clarke
Tricks: Duncan McKenzie

Of course, this completely depends on your age etc.. and I'm sure Ken Wagstaff would have walked into a couple of these categories had I ever seen him play...

Over to you

[tibby]

Corden was right footed and Mellis is terrible

Other than that, not bad

[MTFCMusings]

Left Foot: Mal Benning
Right Foot: Liam Lawrence
Finishing: Chris Greenacre
Footballing Brain: Scott Sellars
Vision: Joel Byrom
Strength: Matt Rhead
Speed: Simon Brown
Passing: Joel Byrom
Dribbling: Wayne Corden
Heading: Rhys Day
Tricks: Jorge Grant

[julianshatnasty]

Moustache: Tony Lowery

Is that allowed?

[chip63]

Hands Rod Arnold.
Mouth Gearge Foster.

[yorkshire stag]

Heading gotta be Dudley Roberts

[EdwinstoweStag]

Jumping over a mini - Duncan McKenzie

[Spiritater]

guts = Kev Bird

[The One]

Shoulders.. Lee Beevers

[Beano]

Hair - Craig McKernon

[Amber Andy]

Firey - Dave Caldwell

[Hjeldefan]

Throw ins - Exodus Geohaghon

[Reg Holdsworth]

Own goals - Tyrone Thompson

[Sandy Pate Best Stag]

Distribution by the keeper, Dave Hollins.

[Stoney]

Humour - David Brent

[Tre Cool]

Left Foot: Mal Benning
Right Foot: Liam Lawrence
Finishing: Chris Greenacre/Matt Green
Footballing Brain: Neal Bishop
Vision: Wayne Corden
Strength: Matt Rhead
Speed: CJ Hamilton
Passing: Jacob Mellis
Dribbling: Otis Khan
Heading: Luke Jones
Tricks: Hayden White

A couple of my own ideas...
Hands: Alan Marriott
Voice: (captain?) Adam Murray

[Tess Tickle]

Mellis ??? You having a laugh. Vision ha ha ha. Useless. Should not be mentioned in the same breath as these guys.

[chip63]

I think we have created a monster and we should name him ....
Paul Holland.

[one f in mansfield]

Cheerleader ---
Jamie McGuire

[SINA STAG]

Speed n silky skills Jim McCAffery

Balls Phil Stant

[joethestag]

Vision: Gary Roberts

Also fighting and stealing

[bobbystagsfan]

Vision: Gary Roberts

Also fighting and stealing

and drinking

and drugs

[Sedgwick]

Mellis ??? You having a laugh. Vision ha ha ha. Useless. Should not be mentioned in the same breath as these guys.

Most creative player we have.... some of his assists last season were better than anything we've seen this year.

[PEAR CIDER]

Biggest slong - Goma Lambu

[BH_Stag]

Mellis ??? You having a laugh. Vision ha ha ha. Useless. Should not be mentioned in the same breath as these guys.

Most creative player we have.... some of his assists last season were better than anything we've seen this year.

Many don’t see this unless they’re making lung busting runs back to their own goal or thundering in to tackles as well.

Would comfortably be in the top 3 for vision in the past 10 years anyway.