Calling all our lyricists...

[Mr Grimsdale]

We could do with some songs for the players that don't have one currently such as

Pearce
Bishop
White
Preston
Sweeney
Logan
Elsnik

Given my musical abilities are non existent I'm sure there are a few amongst the patrons of this board that can come up with something?

I did think of one for Pearce along the lines of what Leeds sang to Radebe if anyone knows it. In fact they still do sing it.

[georgefostersbeard]

How about a shout of 'Chief' every time Pearce gets the ball?

[Stoney]

[gazza1988]

"Bashed by the Bishop, you've been bashed by the Bishop. Bashed by the Bishop." To the tune of "There's only one....." every time Bish breaks up play

Or a more serous suggestion (sung to sweet child o' mine)

Now and then when I see his pace
it takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Oh, oh, oh
Sweet Hayden White
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet Hayden White

[gazza1988]

One dream, one soul, one prize, one goal
One golden glance of what should be
(It's a kind of Elsnik)

A bit poor, I know

[gazza1988]

To Michael Jackson's Beat it.

He's Pearce, Pearce, Pearce, Pearce
He never wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is his fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
He's Pearce, Pearce
He's Pearce, Pearce
He's Pearce, Pearce
He's Pearce, Pearce

[Tess Tickle]

One dream, one soul, one prize, one goal
One golden glance of what should be
(It's a kind of Elsnik)

A bit poor, I know

You are right there Gazza........

[Tess Tickle]

To Michael Jackson's Beat it.

He's Pearce, Pearce, Pearce, Pearce
He never wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is his fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
He's Pearce, Pearce
He's Pearce, Pearce
He's Pearce, Pearce
He's Pearce, Pearce

Good God man

[gazza1988]

Let's see what you got..

It was never specified in the original post they had to be good

[Tawnystag]

How about reviving the Alfie Potter song for Tyler Walker.

[Mr Grimsdale]

How about reviving the Alfie Potter song for Tyler Walker.

Tyler has a song, it's the others I was thinking about , good efforts so far!

[RudyDude]

For Pearce. To the tune of 'Sunshine on Leith' by The Proclaimers (which would please Conrad Logan, who won the Scottish Cup with the Hibees in 2016, when their fans sang it so fantastically)

My tears are drying, my tears are drying
Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you
My tears are drying, my tears are drying
Your beauty and kindness
Made tears clear my blindness
While I'm worth my room on this earth
I will be with you
While the Chief, is our Krystian Pearce
I'll thank him for his work
And your birth and my birth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdP_KK75ThI

[Spiritater]

Cringe fest or what!!

[gazza1988]

Cringe fest or what!!

Show us what you got!

[Spiritater]

Why? The thread's a cringe fest.

[gazza1988]

So? There's loads of chants up and down the country that are cringey. Take "woke up this morning" from last season.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Why? The thread's a cringe fest.

Lighten up 'tater.....what's up, Lard Omelette not up to its usual standard?

[MHStag]

gazza1988 these are some of the worst chants i've heard in years. i love them.

[MHStag]

for Hayden White, to the tune of aggado:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc)
Hayyyyden White, White, White,
Runs past you down the right,
Hayden White, White, White,
Makes your wing back look like raspberry

[gazza1988]

We can sing them all then near the end sing "our chants are s**t, and we don't care"

[stags4eva]

Why? The thread's a cringe fest.

It's also a cringe fest when all we sing is Danny Danny Rose when he's not even on the pitch and done next to nothing (compared to others) for months....

[bobbystagsfan]

Why? The thread's a cringe fest.

It's also a cringe fest when all we sing is Danny Danny Rose when he's not even on the pitch and done next to nothing (compared to others) for months....

'all we sing'

yeah I forgot about the CJ Chant and the DF barmy army chant and the yellow and blue army etc etc

atmosphere is at its best for years currently

[my name is jonas]

Could re hash a few old songs

Andy white white white for Hayden

Heartbeat/meikle song for Mal Benning

Xander diamond magic hat for Pearce

[ParisStag]

How about reviving the Alfie Potter song for Tyler Walker.

Tyler Walker runs down the wing for me? He's not a winger.

How about Malvind Benning runs down the wing for me?

[ParisStag]

Can we also please revive some classic belters such as...
"lay my bones in alcohol" or "we all live in a yellow submarine" ??