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Re: Beevers

Postby kcassellsfootygenius » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:52 pm

Today's weather is actually all down to Beevers asking god for a hair dryer!!
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Re: Beevers

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:14 pm

Lee Beevers has got a Matt Rhead skin rug in front of his fireplace.
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Re: Beevers

Postby kevin kents tasce » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:51 pm

Its becoming a bit of a Stags tradition at Right back

Hassell, Mullins, Silk, Beevers

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Re: Beevers

Postby Conker » Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:54 pm

I have actually forgotten everything that has happened with Beevers now, he's been hurt etc that much :D

Anybody got the list!?
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Re: Beevers

Postby mtfstag » Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:57 pm

Go hard or go home! Beevers= warrior!

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Re: Beevers

Postby eggy » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:00 pm

Conker wrote:I have actually forgotten everything that has happened with Beevers now, he's been hurt etc that much :D

Anybody got the list!?

Boot to the face...
Broken nose :?
Cracked ribs :o
Dislocated shoulder :shock:

Any more? :lol:
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Re: Beevers

Postby Tippy Tappy Football » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:03 pm

parkstag1966 wrote:Tippy Tappy Football could be heard singing throughout yesterdays game.

(To the tune of Captain Scarlet)

Lee'ee Beevers, Indistructable!
Lee'ee Beevers Indistructable!
Lee'ee Beevers, Indistructable!

:D :D :D

I was singing:

"Captain Beevers, Indestructible"
"Der Der Di Da - Da Da"
"Der Der Di Da - Da Da"

.....to the Captain Scarlet theme tune but " Lee'ee Beevers, Indestructible" works just as well.


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Re: Beevers

Postby ParisStag » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:19 pm

he'll probably lose a couple of internal organs tonight and be first in training in the morning!
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Re: Beevers

Postby HU7stag » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:22 pm

MutinyOnTheCounty wrote:
ParisStag wrote:the man is a beast. love lee beevers

As Drago found out when he played against him - He's not human. He's like a piece of iron


He's got granite gonads - harder than the Terminator's testacles

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Re: Beevers

Postby Marky Mark » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:44 pm

Jennings has apparently had 6 staples in the back of his head after tonight's game. Not sure if it means that he got caught in a fight in WH Smith, or because of the game. Team of warriors.
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Re: Beevers

Postby Spiritater » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:38 pm

Someone's just told me down t'pub that Palitoy have contacted Lee with a view to him modelling for the new Action Man Doll.
Special features will included,
Dislocateable shoulders, ankles and knees.
Special broken nose feature that leaks fake blood when pressed.
'When asked why they said,
We wanted the new doll to represent a real battle hardened warrior, and for kids of today the one scar on the cheek seems almost pansyish. Lee represents all we want in an Action Man'.
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Re: Beevers

Postby gazza1988 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:08 pm

Lee beevers fact: the bogeyman checks his closet for Matt Rhead. Matt Rhead checks his closet for Lee Beevers.
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