|PLAYER PROFILE - STEVE HARTSHORN|
Name Steve Hartshorn
30th May 1968
of birth Kings Mill, Sutton in Ashfield
normally played Manager and some years ago, the odd left back
many years have you supported The Stags 35 years.
did you make your FTYBR FC debut The 2nd game away at
West Bromwich Albion. We lost 4-2, but it was 4-0 before I came on.
if anything can you remember about it Taking a full coach of
players and supporters for a Sunday morning FTYBR game and in the
afternoon, Alan Walker.. The best header of a ball he had ever seen,
according to George Foster playing awful against WBA.
is the most memorable FTYBR FC performance you have played in
Winning the Peterborough Effect trophy in 97/98 when we were short of
players, Bono went in the net and I had to play the whole day but we
still ended up winning it.
is the best goal you have seen scored by FTYBR FC Ian Hoults
header at home to Wigan Athletic, the 2nd goal in a brilliant
3-0 win. Maltby-Smith flicked it on, bono crossed it in and Bob headed
it into the top corner of the net from the edge of the area.
many goals have you scored and if any what was the best Hit the
crossbar with a header from a corner in a game against Newmarket on our
way to Cambridge. Too fat to get further than the halfway line normally.
do you think is the all time best player to have ever played for FTYBR
Everyone has always been great. If I am shown commitment and a 100%
then I am happy.
of all the away games, which one did you enjoy the most Easy
Forest away this season. Gawd I hate Forest.
what about the worst QPR away, 10 men and a 10-0 defeat. Hurt.
is the most unusual player you have played with and why Mark
Aldred. Ess was a classic centre forward. The day we walked up and down
the touchline telling jokes during the game away at Torquay was a
classic. He also said once during a game to one player, Dont just
hammer the ball, treat it like a woman, love it and caress it.
about the worst dresser in the team Ever, has to be Statto.
Keith Gilbert tends to be dressed in everyone elses clothes though.
do you think eats the most Not me, it wasnt the whiskey it
was the Mars bar!
what about drinks the most Certainly not Dave Baxter, or Danny
Westwell. Ill go with everyone else and say James Brown.
you won some major money on the lottery what would you buy FTYBR FC
Their own small ground with terracing and a small seated stand with
for slightly the sillier side of things
film and why Hot rackets. First dirty film I saw and there was a
busty blonde woman in one part of it that looked like my mates Mum!!
was the last DVD you purchased Legally? Charlton Athletic end of
season DVD 2004/05.
time you went to the pictures and what did you go to see - The new
kind of music Punk/Rock indie and Dean Martin.
CD you purchased Foo Fighters In your honor.
girl you have ever dated and why A lass called Donna. Agreed to
meet her on a blind date on the 345 bus. Agreed to meet her on the top
deck and when I got up there, there was this ugly blonde thing that
smiled and said, Steve? I turned to run off the bus but it had
already pulled off leaving me stranded and having to spend the night
with her. Strange but I kept on seeing her afterwards, but would only
see her under the railway bridge on Southwell Lane in Kirkby, so no one
would know. Yes she was like a troll. But I was young.
her Mother even uglier Ever seen the Evil Dead?
flavour of crisps All.
food/drink - Whiskey
& Lemonade and a steak salad (with fried mushrooms, chips lol ).
you were taken away by aliens, what part of your body would you least
like probed My mouth. I hate dentists. Anyway isnt there a G
spot near your bum?
no one would ever know, bar yourself, what woman would you most like to
take to bed Sabrina the teenage witch.
is the worst ever item of clothing you have purchased White leg
warmers to go on the top of some furry top boots back in 1983. (gawd!)
then, what player in the world, past or present would you most compare
yourself to Willie Fatty Foulkes with a left back's shirt on
instead of a goalkeepers.
you could sign a premiership player to play along side you who would you
sign Warren Barton. Be fun on a night out.
us at least one funny story about yourself A clean one?
Struggling. Here goes. A tournament away at West Brom. Had been drinking
all day, got sent off from the touchline for swearing, even though it
wasnt me. Drank a full bottle of whiskey then threw up in my bag in
the back of the car and blamed it all on a Mars bar.
ever game you have seen Wembley 87 Cried like a baby.
player Dave Caldwell.
ground visited For free food in the press box, Leicester City.
the worst Barnet. Keep saying that I will never go again, but
do you think Stags can achieve in five years Premiership. FA
premiership or Blue Square, Im not too sure.
is your favourite ever Stags shirt 77/78 2nd Division
ever manager and why Ian Greaves. Used to sit and talk football
to him in the old West Stand kit room. Hed be in there about 10 times
a day and still grew a decent side.
difficult one for you
. Name your best ever Stags side Kevin
Hitchcock, Sandy Pate, Steve Whitworth, George Foster, Kevin Bird, Wayne
Corden, Liam Lawrence, Paul Holland, Noel Luke, Dave Caldwell, Keith
about worst Barry Daines, Mike Graham, Steve Prinderville, Alan
Walker, Moore/Lever, Steve Slawson, Matt Hamshaw (County so and so),
Paul McLoughlin, David Kerr, John McTall McAliskey,, Shayne Bradley.
Completed in November 2008