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Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:31 pm

Love bellwhiffs replys ,especially the ones thar contain belmer this really should be a word ok love him or hate him it must be the ultimate insult ok you belmer loving it
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Sneag » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:17 pm

I thought it was a flat bottomed glass flask used in chemistry experiments.

Equipment: 1 bunsen burner, petrie dish, belmer flask, pestle & mortar, teat pippet, pottasium permangenate, sulphuric acid and a pair of sturdy rubber boots.

Method: turn on bunsen burner but do not light gas, leave building for several hours.

Outcome: see Garibaldi, Manor and Sherwood Hall Comps. 80s, 90s & 00s
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:24 pm

Ah well pleasley hill never explained that , never explained lots of things
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:09 pm

Your belmer simply can't function correctly without your cocksocket working in union with its spaffer.

I'd personally be perfectly happy with Belly 're-imagining' the sites swear filter.
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Jimstag » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:45 pm

There’s a definition on the urban dictionary but I couldn’t possibly repeat it on here!
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby yorkshire stag » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:43 pm

why is this thread even still here Mods
total waste of space
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby The One » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:43 pm

Jimstag wrote:There’s a definition on the urban dictionary but I couldn’t possibly repeat it on here!


is it near sock puppet that belly mentions
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby The One » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:16 am

Sneag wrote:I thought it was a flat bottomed glass flask used in chemistry experiments.

Equipment: 1 bunsen burner, petrie dish, belmer flask, pestle & mortar, teat pippet, pottasium permangenate, sulphuric acid and a pair of sturdy rubber boots.

Method: turn on bunsen burner but do not light gas, leave building for several hours.

Outcome: see Garibaldi, Manor and Sherwood Hall Comps. 80s, 90s & 00s


Think they arrested the teachers who did that :D
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Sandy Pate Best Stag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:07 pm

[quote="yorkshire stag"]why is this thread even still here Mods
total waste of space[/quot

As is its subject matter.

Get it gone.
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby bellwhiff » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:09 pm

Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
yorkshire stag wrote:why is this thread even still here Mods
total waste of space[/quot

As is its subject matter.

Get it gone.


Haha and here come the fun police to tamp down any hint of levity.

Do you wear tank tops ?
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:40 pm

Belmers springs to mind ,they probably do wear tank tops
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby manssmooth » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:04 pm

Belly's use of the English language is one of the highlights of this board, long may it continue.
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Richard Cranium » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:05 pm

Petition for Martin change the swear filter so it says Belmer instead

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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby yorkshire stag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:12 pm

. has this got to do with Stags, park it in the non football pool for the boatman to float over
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Sandy Pate Best Stag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:24 pm

bellwhiff wrote:
Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
yorkshire stag wrote:why is this thread even still here Mods
total waste of space[/quot

As is its subject matter.

Get it gone.


Haha and here come the fun police to tamp down any hint of levity.

Do you wear tank tops ?


Used to and I bet it's the nearest you've been to a tank apart from the cess one.
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:51 pm

Its the day of the belmer , no council chat , no gabbidas gate its a day for belming , omg hope thats not another new word for belmers to moan about ,moaning belmers please belmer off
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby bobbystagsfan » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:52 pm

spanishstag wrote:Its the day of the belmer , no council chat , no gabbidas gate its a day for belming , omg hope thats not another new word for belmers to moan about ,moaning belmers please belmer off



you’re ruining it now
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:55 pm

Nah its just called bellmeneering , chill it takes some time to get used to it but when it catches on its bellmerific
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:00 pm

In fact only yorkshire stag would understand bellendearing
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Amber Andy » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:19 pm

I thought it was a posh German car, but I've been told I am a touch dyslexic.
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:05 pm

No thats a bellraspberry uu
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby bellwhiff » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:27 pm

Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
bellwhiff wrote:
Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
yorkshire stag wrote:why is this thread even still here Mods
total waste of space[/quot

As is its subject matter.

Get it gone.


Haha and here come the fun police to tamp down any hint of levity.

Do you wear tank tops ?


Used to and I bet it's the nearest you've been to a tank apart from the cess one.


I once saw a tank in the desert. Does that count ? It was big and scary.
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby Sandy Pate Best Stag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:30 pm

bellwhiff wrote:
Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
bellwhiff wrote:
Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
yorkshire stag wrote:why is this thread even still here Mods
total waste of space[/quot

As is its subject matter.

Get it gone.


Haha and here come the fun police to tamp down any hint of levity.

Do you wear tank tops ?


Used to and I bet it's the nearest you've been to a tank apart from the cess one.


I once saw a tank in the desert. Does that count ? It was big and scary.


And full of Sh*te. Remind you of anyone?
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby spanishstag » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:40 pm

Stop BELLITELiNG people
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Re: Lets make belmer a proper word

Postby bellwhiff » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:00 pm

SPBS.

You’re way too funny to handle.

Awesome comebacks.
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